Saturday, May 16, 2009

Audubon volunteer on a mission to help bluebirds hook up - St. Petersburg Times

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THONOTOSASSA — In the spring, when bluebirds mate, a voyeur named Mary Miller watches. The Audubon volunteer qualifies as one of Florida's top bluebird matchmakers. Her ambition is to repopulate the state with a once-robust species that has fallen onto hard times.

"Bluebirds put a smile on my face,'' she says.

We should mention that our matchmaker never stokes bluebird libidos by selling them avian porn. Nor does she attempt to lace their succulent grubs and beetles with powdered, double-strength Viagra.

Our matchmaker's philosophy falls into the "if you provide bluebirds with motel rooms they will do what comes naturally'' category.

At present, she has 41 bluebird nesting boxes scattered through the woods at Hillsborough County's sexy Flatwoods Park.

The result?

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Audubon volunteer on a mission to help bluebirds hook up - St. Petersburg Times

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